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I was... Chased from my house, Stabbed by a wraith, Assaulted by a mutant octopus, Speared by a troll, Stalked by a creepy little man, Poisoned by a giant spider, Rendered unconscious, I even lost my Ring, and all I got was this lousey signature.
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"In order to see we must forget the name of the thing we are looking at." -Monet (the painter)
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- I wish none of this had ever happened.
- So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
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~*What I really meant to say Is I'm sorry for the way I am I never meant to be so cold*~
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Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery.
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